Owen
'Turk' Mears (also known as Express)
Debut: 1994 Appearances: 172 Player No: 004
Right hand bat, Left arm medium bowler.
He
is a founding member of the club whose commitment can never
be in doubt. An excellent fielder, he can stake a claim as
one of the best in the club's history, with reliable hands
and is the clubs leading 'catcher'. He is also a useful batsman
with a style all of his own, he could always get a job cleaning,
as he loves the sweep shot! He is also a fiery bowler, with
great ability, who can deliver a superb in swinging full delivery
that either cleans the batsman up or breaks his toes. Also
likes to keep the 'keeper on his toes with the occasional
wide that usually goes wider still (like 3rd slip wide!) Should
never work in an explosive factory, so short is his fuse he
can ignite at any moment. Has a strong belief that every neutral
umpire in the world has it in for him - resulting in not always
the most adult of behaviour! Whilst conducting umpiring himself
he can boast an array of signals to rival Billy Bowden. He
also has strong beliefs and will voice these openly, especially
to opponents who he believes were out but don't walk! But
above all else he is a man committed to the cause of Kings
through thick and thin, well until he goes to play for Bagsh*t
CC . Also pledges his support to Brentford FC