Dave 'Deviant' Blisset (also known as Bliss)
Debut: 1995, Appearances 22. Right hand bat.

The invisible man of 2004. Excellent in the banter department and often seen at pre season nets his appearances on the field in 2004 amounted to nothing. However a renewed commitment in 2005 should see him grace us with his presence and renowned perverted wit. A man with the sexual appetite of a rabbit on viagra he certainly warrants the name Deviant. He has had few spells with the club having made his debut back in 1995. He is a long time supporter of the "super" hoops - of course what is super about QPR is open to much discussion! - And man who was responsible for the destruction of a whole Willow tree just to make his bat - so thick and heavy he may as well use a scaffold plank!